The best part is... it's not a comedy, this book is dead serious XD
I'm not even trying to make the characters look stupid, thats how they really are.
Bella: The main character - no personality or... anything for that matter. She's just kinda there.
Edward: The vampire who makes sparkly rainbows with his skin. Also no personality.
Jacob: Sadly... -sighs- actually my favorite character. The only one with charm, mild personality but VERY bad taste in women.(if even that....) He also has extreme body heat, hence the egg frying on his shoulder...
I can go on for hours an how terrible the book is. And how terrible the characters are. But i'll restrain myself for now.
And if any hardcore fans come across this...
YES i have read the books. I'm on my way on reading Breaking The Dawn, and judging by the spoilers i've read, it's going to be even more ridicilous than the previous books. Oh man i can't wait <3
It's hard to admit it, but this stupid series has a way of brainwashing you. Like... i enjoy reading it, untill i start thinking. Soo... in order to truly understand this book, you need to think outside the box. If i didn't think about it, i would actually like the series. Which... is a scary thought. >_<;
Anyway... here is a quick drawing for you <3 I know most of you will enjoy this ^^
Characters are belong to Stephenie Meyer
image (c) to me.
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That is my reason I hate it.
JK Funny
that man is attractively smexy
Edward Cullen, he's a stalker and at first he wanted nothing to do with Bella. But, she keeps pressuring him till he goes out with her. She's happy, because she gets the 'hottest' guy in the school. She thinks that just because Edward looks seventeen when she turns eighteen that she's a pedophile, even though it's the other way around as Edward as lived since the beginning of the 20th century. Edward stalks her, looks at her wierdly and just because she tries to kill herself he goes back to her.
Jacob Black, he always has his shirt off and always defends Bella, even though she only uses him to get back with Edward. He gets called a monster, because Bella thinks he's killing people in New Moon, when it's the antagonist from the first movie. Yet, when Edward kills people, it's nothing. Edward also wants Bella to get rid of their unborn daughter, because it's causing her pain. She doesn't want to and they apparently they don't think that vampires and humans can even interbreed and they think that a Hispanic folklorist has all the answers. You're right I can go on with this. How can people be into this? Even if the author complains like a little brat when people criticize her work.
I actually was toying with the idea of writing a parody of Twilight, until I realized I'd actually have to read it. I got five chapters in before I couldn't take any more.