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The best part is... it's not a comedy, this book is dead serious XD

I'm not even trying to make the characters look stupid, thats how they really are.

Bella: The main character - no personality or... anything for that matter. She's just kinda there.

Edward: The vampire who makes sparkly rainbows with his skin. Also no personality.

Jacob: Sadly... -sighs- actually my favorite character. The only one with charm, mild personality but VERY bad taste in women.(if even that....) He also has extreme body heat, hence the egg frying on his shoulder...

I can go on for hours an how terrible the book is. And how terrible the characters are. But i'll restrain myself for now.

And if any hardcore fans come across this...


YES i have read the books. I'm on my way on reading Breaking The Dawn, and judging by the spoilers i've read, it's going to be even more ridicilous than the previous books. Oh man i can't wait <3

It's hard to admit it, but this stupid series has a way of brainwashing you. Like... i enjoy reading it, untill i start thinking. Soo... in order to truly understand this book, you need to think outside the box. If i didn't think about it, i would actually like the series. Which... is a scary thought. >_<;

Anyway... here is a quick drawing for you <3 I know most of you will enjoy this ^^

Characters are belong to Stephenie Meyer
image (c) to me.
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~Spotwolfe 5 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
OOH SHINY!

*forgets about subject

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~Rosecloud204 3 days ago  New member
ok. this is TOOOOOOO FUNNY!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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~OutcastedKalsifer May 2, 2012
Hmmm necrophilia or beastiality...yes, speshul's a good word
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~Wolfcho May 17, 2012
Drop the bestiality joke. It doesn't work when a werewolf can shapeshift into a human form. Try pedophilia. Bella is 17 and Edward is 100.
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Mood: Wow! ~ikinhahh Apr 29, 2012
how is Edward sparkling if it's night?! o.O

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Mood: Humor ~assassin-murder Apr 11, 2012  New member Hobbyist Artist
look at bella! :D

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~TheMiserableMuse Mar 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I understand the brainwathing part, it did that for me too, it was horrible! But I had a friend who pulled me out of it, XD

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Mood: Egghead ~Eclipse-at-Dawn Mar 16, 2012  New member
HAHAHA soooooo TRUE!!!!

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~Peace98 Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH XDDDD

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Mood: Wow! ~rababco Feb 13, 2012
Congrats! Your parody's so good even the fans love it! That takes talent!

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